New Jersey State Slogans

Recently, the state of New Jersey held a contest to pick a new state tourism slogan. They selected as the winner, "NJ: Come see for yourself." Of course, being NJ every task has to be done half-assed, backwards, and in the most expensive way possible. So that slogan (chosen in January) is no longer good enough, and another contest may now be held. Upon hearing this news, I decided to be helpful and came up some possible new slogans:

New Jersey: Hurry before Corzine raises the taxes again!
New Jersey: Now Benzene-free!
New Jersey: Not Just Newark!
New Jersey: Our dumpsters are now mostly corpse-free!
New Jersey: Mobbed up and open for business!
New Jersey: Free needles with beach tag purchase!
New Jersey: It's free to visit, but it'll it cost you to leave!
Don't look now, you're in New Jersey!
New Jersey: Two arteries and no heart!
New Jersey: Well at least the southern half of the state doesn't suck (as much)!
New Jersey: Cheaper than New York (for tourists that is)!
New Jersey: Our Governor's no homo, despite what you heard!
New Jersey: Indoor air now toxin-free!
New Freakin' Jersey!
New Jersey: Come see us glow!
New Jersey: That's New York through the smog!
New Jersey: We'll tell you where to go!
New Jersey: IKEA exit 13A!
Camden, like no place else (except maybe Iraq)!
New Jersey: A couple of famous singers were born here!
New Jersey: Bigger than Delaware!
New Jersey: What? You think you're better than us?
New Jersey: We dare you to stay away! Pussy!
New Jersey: Ah, who needs ya?
New Jersey: Detroits got nothin' on us!
New Jersey: Please don't go. We'll change!
I smell New Jersey!
New Jersey: Chemical plants don't really give you cancer!
New Jersey: Now less disappointing!
New Jersey: Bon Jovi, ladies. Bon freakin' Jovi!
New Jersey: Some of our roads are free to use!
New Jersey: Piney murder-free since the 70's!
New Jersey: Not all of our politicians are filthy, corrupt bastards! And if you find the one that isn't, you win a '97 Cutlass with government plates!
New Jersey: Alabama attitude with a full set of teeth!
New Jersey: Your mother likes it here!
New Jersey: See it before you die!
New Jersey: Not all of our groundwater causes birth defects!
New Jersey: Squeeze our tomatoes!
New Jersey: It depends upon what you mean by "polluted"!
New Jersey: Now our Governor only sodomizes the taxpayers!