- Have erotic fantasies about Merv Griffin
- Lie under oath to protect an elected official
- "Tip" the pizza boy when I'm short on ones
- Pretend to care
- Volunteer to drive Robert Downey, Jr. home
- Wear a Wonderbra to aerobics
- Marry a Baldwin
- Shave my head to match my who-ha
- Disregard "For External Use Only" warnings
- Have sex with some guy just because he looks a lot like Elvis
- Have sex with some guy just because he thinks he just saw Elvis
- Make a topless appearance on "Cops"
- Barbeque indoors
- Send erotic pictures to Jay Leno, of Jay Leno
- Pretend to be Diana Ross to get into V.I.P. rooms
- Be a "Warrant" groupie
- Forget to check if my skirt is tucked into the back of my pantyhose before leaving the house
- Taunt Oprah
- Have a "lost weekend" with Larry King
- Announce my arrival at places with, "Rox-ay in da hiz-ouse"
- Show up at Anderson Cooper's taping in nothing but a raincoat
- Bring an erotic cake to a baptism
- Dare Mickey Rourke to do anything
- Go over to David Caruso's place just to "talk"
- Introduce Angelina Jolie to anyone
- Anything Jon-Bon begs me to
- Borrow Britney's underwear
- Intern at the White House
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