21 Things You Didn’t Know About Roxy

1. She was one of the original Osmond Family Singers.
2. Ed McMahon may be her biological father.
3. Spends a little too much time playing with fingernail glue, if you know what I mean.
4. Speaks English only phonetically.
5. Has a list of her enemies, but can't remember which stall she wrote it in.
6. Was once a spokesmodel for Casual Corner. Seriously.
7. Has a PhD in Geography, but can't remember all the state capitals.
8. Once consumed her own weight in Popov.
9. Is an expert markswoman.
10. First coined the phrase "Canadian Mounted Police"
11. Has been the recipient of exactly 5 "cease and desist" orders from Gloria Steinem.
12. Once spent a weekend chained to a radiator at Stone Phillips' place.
13. Was the inspiration for the movie "Legally Blonde 2"
14. Has had her right to vote revoked in 17 states, and her driver's license revoked in 26.
15. Sleeps with a Snoopy nightlight.
16. Has all of Michael Bolton's albums. Autographed.
17. Is a registered Communist and a member of the Screen Actors Guild
18. Once shot a man for snoring too loud.
19. Is wanted in more than one Mexican state.
20. Has been edited out of more "Girls Gone Wild" videos than she's appeared in.
21. Once ran for governor in California.