Wanna see the snake that St. Patrick couldn't chase out of Ireland?
What does the size of my shillelagh say about me?
Hi, I'm Conan O'Brien.
Somewhere on my body I've hidden a lucky shamrock. If you find it, you get to keep the shamrock.
Wanna drink whiskey until you see double and feel single?
You look magically delicious!
Why don't you and your twin sister come over and we'll "do Dublin"?
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like to have sex with me?
Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.
I'd like to take you out for a 7-course gourmet Irish meal. That's a potato and a six-pack.
Wanna kiss my Blarney Stone?
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