Things Overheard At the Gyno's Office

q You put what where?
q That's where I left my keys!
q Does it always smoke like that?
q Just put 'em on the glass, lady
q That's the strangest place I've ever seen a Yankees logo
q Nurse, could you please take the speculum out of the freezer?
q Madonna's here, better cancel all my other appointments
q Just look at that shine
q No, Mr. Jackson I'm fairly certain you're not pregnant
q Just because they're called stirrups, doesn't mean you have to say "Giddyup" Mrs. Clinton
q Now, that's the biggest one of those I've ever seen!
q I think we've found the cause of that itch. Have you by chance been dating Tommy Lee?
q Get the big mop
q Hello-o-o-o
q I always thought "Great Dane in the morning" was just an expression
q Was that your kidney?
q Take off that mask! Mr. Sheen, is that you?
q Dear God, sir! You want the proctologist's office next door!
q I'd say you've had about 27 children
q Is it normal to have three different people check you for lumps? In the waiting room?
q What the hell is that?
q Ms. Spears you're supposed to lie on the table facing the other way
q I don't care if you were the president, you're still not allowed in here!
q That must have been one helluva painful Bon Jovi tattoo
q Do I really have to take a number?
q For the last time, we are NOT hiring Mr. Aaronson!