Cosmo Articles That Didn’t Make The Cut

v How To Please Your Man Using A Ball-Peen Hammer Creatively

v Fellate Your Way To The Top

v What the Speed of Your Man's Sperm Says About You

v Are Your Implants Big Enough?

v He's Committed To You Now, But Is It Okay That He Still Sleeps With His Mom?

v Are You As Smart As You Fucking Think You Are?

v Pull And Pray: We Examine Which Forms Of Birth Control Are Most Effective

v He Enjoys Broadway Musicals, Does That Mean He Appreciates Sodomy?

v Should Teens Have Plastic Surgery? Take Our "How Ugly Is Your Kid?" Quiz

v If You Don't Swallow Does That Mean It's Not Love? [7 Signs You Should Move On]

v The 4 C's of Buying A Diamond: Color, Cut, Clarity and Cock. The Bigger the Latter, the Smaller the Former