How To Seduce Wayne Newton
Two words: "Floor Show"
Tell him how much sexier he is than Paul Anka
Compliment his collection of kitten figurines
Who'd have thought that taking your shirt off at a concert on a dare, could actually work?
All the Cold Duck you can get your hands on
Stop calling him Tom Jones
Give 'em the ol' "Ziegfried & Roy" if you know what I mean
Role-play as Debbie Reynolds
Romantic weekend in Branson
I don't know what "Donkey Shane" is, but hell I'll try anything once
Be prepared to spend a crapload on feathered headdresses and sequined g-strings
Burn Celine Dion in effigy
Don't punch him in the balls when he tells you that you're much younger than most of the prostitutes he meets
Have the loosest slots in town
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