· It was a wardrobe malfunction
· I did not have sex with that memorabilia
· I've never even been to Las Vegas
· I was confused... I'd been out late partying with Lindsay and Paris
· No habla Englais
· I was just doing a favor for a guy I met in the airport bathroom
· You mean this isn't "Punk'd?"
· That damned Ambien!
· I was supposed to meet Frank Drebbin
· I was just getting my bloody gloves
· Someone said something about Wayne Newton tickets?
· It had been nearly a month since my last appearance on "Dateline"
· I hit the Heisman Trophy Progressive Slots, and they said I could pick it up in room 1276
· I wanted to disprove that, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!"
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