"So, what do you do for a living?"
- I'm a pirate
- Underwear model
- I'm required by the state of NJ to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender
- Marine Gynecologist
- I'm the 78th Bass Player for Foghat
- I used to pilot the Exxon Valdez… used to
- Ambassador to France, no really look it up
- Leader of "Vegans for Jesus"
- Pope
- Male Gigolo
- Monkey waxer
- Pimp
- Headmistress of the 2nd most successful S&M parlor in Dubuque
- Local icon
- Teenage heartthrob
- Green Party candidate for president
- I lead a Doomsday cult
- Pop & lock dancer
- Scab writer
- Assistant Evil Genius
- Snoopy character at local theme park
- Guy who puts the cream inside of Ding-Dongs
- Hair artist
- Monkey trainer
- Guy who decides 'em freshness dates fer beers
- Governor of New Jersey, and I work at a car wash on weekends
- I start fires …with my mind...
- Waste management
- Male exotic dancer
- Cigarette company guinea pig
- I hold the secret to half of the recipe for Coca-Cola
- Condom stretcher
- Officer in the French Foreign Legion
- I'm in grass
- Tyippest (20n words a mibnute)
- I design adult diapers
- Transient
- Federally indicted sports player
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