Roxymoron and The... (Your Name Here)

Last weekend I attended the 2007 Wave Gathering music festival in Asbury Park. It was an insane 3-day marathon of amazing local band performances, hanging out with friends, and partying really, really, really hard! At the Wave I noticed many unique and intriguing band names, which got me thinking of what I'd call my band. So, ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for…

Roxymoron and The…

… Moron Tabernacle Choir
… Estranged Spouses
… Smaller Font
… Day Job Havers
… Other Guys
… Revolution (heck, there not busy)
… Emotional Baggage
… Severe Itch
… Home Wreckers
… Hell Are You Supposed To Be?
… Angry Wives
… Damaged Fender
… Hot Blonde Chick From That Show
… End Of Life As You've Come To Know It
… Missing Members (all female band)
… Correct Use of Grammar
… Deviant Behavior
… Lazy Stalkers
… Unhappy Ending
… Dirty Language
… Unwanted Pop-ups
… Raging Hormones
… Frightened Mailmen
… Angry Left
… Front Streetwalkers
… Blackouts
… Expired Restraining Orders
… Tax Evaders
… Star F*ckers
… Judgmental Misogynists
… Loss Of Equilibrium
… Best You Never Had
… Easily Impressed