I hear from Sparky the Monkey Boy that he has a new girlfriend, named Bailey. Other than being attracted to men who wear helmets, here are few other interesting facts about her…
Amadeus was her favorite painter
Thinks Dr. Phil is married to Dr. Ruth
Overcame her addiction to eating paste
Convinced that oral sex is the same thing as dirty talk
Wishes shoelace tying was easier
Gets headaches from sniffing too much spray paint
Has black bars tattooed over strategic places on her body
Loves to stick her head out of the window when riding in cars
Her parents were 1st cousins
Has read cover to cover every book in the "Left Behind" series
Named after the liqueur Bailey's Irish Cream, because she too goes down easy
Is missing a couple of chromosomes, but the good news is they found them in her brother
Can go almost 20 minutes without blinking
Because she's illiterate, doesn't enjoy alphabet soup
Has a face only a mother could love, a mother Rottweiler
Thinks, "Get bent!" is a form of foreplay
Believes that the "Ernest" movies are based on true stories
Has 911 on her speed dial as *6785
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment