Ø The Robert Blake/Phil Spector-approved solution for avoiding messy break-ups
Ø You expect me to drive without a gun?
Ø A chick packing heat makes for fantastic opportunities for sexual innuendo
Ø Sure fire way to shut Rosie O'Donnell the hell up
Ø I always have right-of-way at a 4-way stop
Ø How cool it makes me
Ø Took care of that pesky Jehovah's Witness problem
Ø What? Am I supposed to use a bow and arrow to shoot rats at the dump?
Ø More effective than sweet talk, when dealing with government officials
Ø It's always hard, ready to fire one off, and doesn't expect me to call it "Daddy". Of course, I do anyway!
Ø Adds that element of danger to any dinner party
Ø Settles every political debate almost instantly
Ø Makes me feel like a real man
Ø More effective than Prozac for treating depression and all its known causes
Ø Impresses the heck out of school kids
Ø Yes, that is a gun in my pocket, and no, I'm not happy to see you
Ø How else am I gonna celebrate the New Year?
Ø Effectively gets Bill Maher offa my TV screen
Ø Gun + PMS = RUN!!!!
Ø I've got your peaceful conflict resolution, right here
Ø Well-played game of Roulette solves idiot over-population problem
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