o Kept calling out his own name during sex; which I didn't mind so much, except I was trying to get some sleep
o Only performs "encores" onstage, if you know what I mean
o Used all of the conditioner
o We had the same "time of the month"
o Neither of us could reach the stuff in the high cabinets
o Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear kept leaving stains on the couch, and they smelled like arthritis cream
o Wouldn't stop listening to those damn Josh Groban CD's
o Just couldn't fucking be faithful… no matter how hard I tried
o Every time I was in the mood for sex it was a real bitch getting him out of the house
o I accidentally heard one of his CD's
o Could no longer deal with his obsessively comparing himself to John Eddie
o How much luxury and money can one gal take? Oh my God! What have I done???
o "Doin' it" in the alley behind the Dunkin Donuts is not my idea of a romantic evening… anymore
o Opening the Prudential Center is the first time he's ever performed 10 nights in a row!
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