Stuff Roxy Will Never Do Again

- Have erotic fantasies about Merv Griffin
- Lie under oath to protect an elected official
- "Tip" the pizza boy when I'm short on ones
- Pretend to care
- Volunteer to drive Robert Downey, Jr. home
- Wear a Wonderbra to aerobics
- Marry a Baldwin
- Shave my head to match my who-ha
- Disregard "For External Use Only" warnings
- Have sex with some guy just because he looks a lot like Elvis
- Have sex with some guy just because he thinks he just saw Elvis
- Make a topless appearance on "Cops"
- Barbeque indoors
- Send erotic pictures to Jay Leno, of Jay Leno
- Pretend to be Diana Ross to get into V.I.P. rooms
- Be a "Warrant" groupie
- Forget to check if my skirt is tucked into the back of my pantyhose before leaving the house
- Taunt Oprah
- Have a "lost weekend" with Larry King
- Announce my arrival at places with, "Rox-ay in da hiz-ouse"
- Show up at Anderson Cooper's taping in nothing but a raincoat
- Bring an erotic cake to a baptism
- Dare Mickey Rourke to do anything
- Go over to David Caruso's place just to "talk"
- Introduce Angelina Jolie to anyone
- Anything Jon-Bon begs me to
- Borrow Britney's underwear
- Intern at the White House

Just Doing Stuff...

You Are A Realistic Romantic

It's easy for you to get swept away by romance...
But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!
Are You Romantic or Realistic?

You Are 12% Shy

You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing.
You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.
How Shy Are You?

You Should Be a Painter

You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process!
What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Wonder Woman and Batgirl
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You Are 24% Pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!
How Pure Are You?

You Are 52% Impulsive

You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!
Are You Impulsive?

You Are An Apple Tree

You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.
You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.
Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.
You are a faithful and tender partner - who is generous in sharing your many talents.
You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

You May Be a Bit Histrionic...

Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.
And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.
You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.
If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!
What Personality Disorder Are You?