- Turns out going down in a submarine can mean two things
- We were delayed 4 days when the Captain accidentally handed the wheel to Kenny
- We were tendered in Grand Cayman, and hammered in Key West
- Kenny AA, still reigning Bingo champ
- Behavior was so bad; I was actually named "Ms. Congeniality"
- All the basic food groups were covered at dinner, beef and butter
- I was surprised how small the crew was, I thought for sure I'd be seeing a lot more Seamen
- In Key West boat received 382 parking tickets
- Couldn't stop P.K. from giggling every time someone mentioned "aft"
- That last night, "deck" almost took on a whole new meaning
- "Durty Harry's" was just known as "Harry's" before we blew into town
- Sadly, having us "Faithful" onboard didn't lower the ship's average age
- As we disembarked, a divorce attorney was there handing out business cards
- Biggest celebrity onboard was some Backstreet Boy or something
- Life preservers looked remarkably like toilet seats painted orange
- Much of our group claimed the vomiting was due to sea-sickness, but we were still docked in Miami
- At first the entire disco reeked like fish, until we realized that one particular groupie wasn't wearing underwear
- Next year's cruise departs from Indiana
- At the opening show one fan wore only a sequined bra, sadly it was Joe the travel agent
- Thank God the "Welcome Aboard" drink was made with Penicillin
- Many of the ladies were disappointed by the Celebrity Century; apparently they thought they'd be spending the week on John's dingy
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