Stuff The Dog Is Thinking

? Do you think they'll notice that the roast is missing?
? Ah, Christmastime means to me... indoor plumbing!
? If I had thumbs I'd have killed you years ago
? I can't believe you let me lick your face… You do know I don't use toilet paper, right?
? Smells like someone's drunk again
? Uhhhh.... Bark
? Don't these people know how stupid "I Love New York" is?
? One of these days that goddamned squirrel is going to get what's coming to him!
? I can't believe they can't smell that
? Wait! Where'd the ball go? Didn't he just throw a ball?? Well, now he's got it again! Ain't that the damnedest thing???
? Even I know you shouldn't lick that
? Get the tail… Get the tail… Get the tail…
? The cat hates you, but still you keep feeding it