Thursday, February 21, 2008

The World’s Worst Survey

- If you could have dinner with anyone, what would you order?
- My shoe bottoms…
- Laundry: fold or hang?
- Earlobes: attached or loose?
- Are you deluding yourself?
- Apple or Mac? Ha Ha trick question!
- Buried or cremated?
- Apples or oranges?
- Which celebrity would you stalk and kill?
- How well do you swim?
- What is the best outdoor temperature?
- N'sync or Backstreet Boys?
- Last person you sent naked photos to?
- Castration: surgical or chemical?
- Death or disco?
- What is your favorite uncooked fish?
- If you could have any facial disfigurement, what would it be?
- Last person you went down on?
- Mick Jagger or Paul McCartney, who is more repulsive?
- Omelet, Denver or who the fuck cares?
- If you could bang an older or younger member of your preferred gender, would you use protection? Liar.
- If you could be on any TV reality show, would you get some shame?
- Paris Hilton should be… sterilized? Or sterilized and killed?
- Arkansas or Louisiana, which is eruditer?
- Any piercings other than your ears or face?
- What is your phone number?

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