? If you buy a car someplace else... well, then your mother sucks c*ck
? NyQuil... what the hell? You're not driving
? Summer's Eve... 'cause you're a slut
? Ikea... 'cause you need more shit
? NBC... TV... Refrigerators... same thing
? KY... experience love in a whole new way
? Ensure... beats starving
? FDS... keep the cats away
? Allstate Insurance.... because you have no choice, when you have no choice
? E.P.T. Pregnancy Test.... Holy Shit!
? Club Hustler... now mostly hepatitis-free dancers
? Fox Network... 'cause you live in a trailer, without cable
? Lexus... because you think you're hot shit don't you, douchebag?
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