Roxymoron's Randomness: November 2008

Random Wisdom

saw a show about a husband who kicked his wife to death, because she was unfaithful...if that happened in my circle of friends, there'd be no women left
choking on burned pizza, while in my underwear and boots, hardly seems a dignified way to die
sometimes a diamond in the rough is nothing more than a dirty, old piece of coal
friends don't let friends date musicians
if i wanted your opinion, i'd take my own life
get offa my lawn!
joke 'em if they can't take a fuck
i'm drunk and sleazy everyday, and yet Britney gets all the press
how can i be a more efficient killer?
bananas are confusing
sugar, spice and an unhealthy amount of rage